MyoMagic

Monday Massage with Matthew the Myotherapist. This guy is brilliant! Remember that inguinal hernia-that-wasn't that bit me last year (that no one could figure out)? Matthew put his finger (literally) on it last night, and wriggled and jiggled, and explained that the hip bone was connected to the thigh bone was connected to the ... well, you know how it goes.

Apparently all my problems are caused by the fact that my pelvis is slightly twisted (bad genetics), which causes the sciatic nerve to become pinched, which causes everything from inguinal pain to ITB tingles.

So he dug his fingers into my stomach, and his elbow into my butt, applied further elbow torture to my ITB (which is still sore this morning), and stuck the suction cups on my lower back. And it works, ha ha!