It's not a hernia

Finally got Hernia to Radiology this morning, and nah - it's not an inguinal hernia. There is a "small amount of movement through the canal", but nothing to cause any concern.

I spent about 20 minutes doing breathe-push-relax as the radiologist explored my nether regions with the ultrasound. Quite interesting watching my innards on the screen. "Have you had children?" she'd asked. No. "Well, just pretend you're giving birth." hah! What does she tell the blokes, I wonder. Then she called in a colleague for a second opinion, and I got to do the breathe-push-relax thing all over again. Most fun. Most inconclusive. But another possibility ruled out.